Ten Ways to Piss Off You Readers, Kill Your Blog, and Get Banned From the Internet!

Everywhere I countenance there is blogging advice on how to increase your traffic, pagerank, and readership on the net. There’s syndication, RSS feeds, and any kind of social message you would ever need. However, commoner tells you how to stop the traffic, alienate your fan base; so I thought I should try.

1. Active in blogging? Why not put as many popups on your page as humanly possible? Make it as difficult as possibility for a reader to travel away from your page and ensure that he will never come back! If you are not cozy with popups, AdSense ads after every post and every kind of widget that you can insight will do the trick.

2. Too many comments? Turn them off, don’t act when they are posted, and return fire with fire. People like to feel engaged when they publication your content. Don’t let ‘em!

3. Got an RSS feed? Get rid of it, or better yet, insight a blog that you absolutely emotion and offer it as the feed through your site. It all looks like XML code until you plug it into a reader anyway. Your readers won’t know what hit them.

4. You have a bookmarking widget; Digg, del.icio.us, News Vine, Reddit? Aren’t there equivalent bookmarking implement for adult sites? Couldn’t you use the same graphic and just replace the hyperlink? Hmmm, if you poverty to get some emotion mail, this may be the way to do it. When responding to the emotion mail, please refer to part 2 above.

5. Member of MySpace, Facebook, Friendster, Xanga, LinkedIn, MyBloglog and other networks that syndicate your content? This one’s easy, don’t complete your profile, syndicate content that is not yours, be un-genuine, and do not act to comments. We keep going back to step 2 for some reason.

6. Overload your readers with cast-off bookmarks. Stop verbal creation content and go hog wild with your Sumble Upon and del.icio.us bookmarking Wordpress widgets. Commoner likes going to a blog that has nothing other than a collection of non-related bookmarks. No content, just bookmarks; nothing slows feather traffic like a great linkage farm.

7. DUMP THE TAGS!!!! Commoner will publication your blog if commoner can insight it. If you have a activity term that inadvertently shows up under a Google search, repeat it in the text as many times as possible. A black-hat device or two will also activity to get you forbid from Google.

8. All text and no pictures makes for a very boring and unpleasant blog. Pictures are worth a thousand words, and people love to countenance at and share video. Why do you think YouTube sold for a billion dollars? If you don’t poverty traffic, do not use flickr, youtube, or other multi-media mutuality service.

9. Whatever you do, do not reference blog posts that you had writer earlier. This would entice readers to go promote into your blog and spend more time there. Why would you poverty that?

10. This one I had to think long time and ambitious about. How do you get blacklisted from as many sites as possible, kicked off activity engines and forbid from the internet? One word.SPAM!!!

Published by Barrett Niehus: and 4MySales Real Estate Investment Analysis Software

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